I'm 42 years old, and when I let my hair grow out it's 50 percent gray. I went to one of those Old Country Buffets with friends. I told the young lady at the register, 1 please? She said, 1 what? I said, 1 dinner, what do you mean? She said, 1 adult or senior? It just hit me like a big brick, I'm an old man. It's funny because, just two months ago, I went to a "Guess Your Age" booth and the guy guessed I was 36 years old. I'm going to get a short hair cut today.