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    Caption This...(Paul Wilson)

    Cincinnati Reds pitcher Paul Wilson kisses his wife Shannon after she dropped him off at training camp, Thursday, Feb. 16, 2006, in Sarasota, Fla. (AP Photo/Al Behrman)
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    Ohhh, honey. You left your right arm in the car. I'll get it.
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
    -Snoop on his retirement

    Your Mom is happy.

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    Re: Caption This...(Paul Wilson)

    "You be careful Honey, don't try to do too much the first day"
    "The two most important things in life are good friends and a strong bullpen."
    Bob Lemon

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    Re: Caption This...(Paul Wilson)

    Paul Wilson's "Best of Both Worlds": Party up front AND Party in the back!

    or

    "Paul Wilson's wife filed for divorce today, citing that his recent VORK had fallen to the level that she was just better off with a Replacement Kisser"
    Championships Matter.
    24 Years and Counting...

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    "Make sure you bring the Red SUV tomorrow to match my red shorts."
    Can't win with 'em

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    Re: Caption This...(Paul Wilson)

    REDS fans shutter when seeing this photo of Mr. & Mrs. Wilson.

    The last REDS wife with as much control over a REDS pitcher was the wife of the REDS 2003 Opening Day starter.

    p.s. His last name rhymes with feigns... like feigns being a ML starter.
    Small market fan... always hoping, but never expecting.

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    Re: Caption This...(Paul Wilson)

    Danny Graves visits Reds

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    I'll right, I'll be home for good at the end of April honey. Did you remember to plug in the ice machine? Well, gotta go earn my paycheck. Love you...
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
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    Just pretend like I'm Anna Benson.
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    Re: Caption This...(Paul Wilson)

    "Just remember Honey, by May you'll be in full-time rehab again and we'll see each other every day."

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    Re: Caption This...(Paul Wilson)

    "Don't worry sweetheart. Spring training will keep me busy and in no time I'll be back in Cincinnati"

    Translation: Run a few poles, (cutting them short of course), High stakes poker with Dunn and Kearns, Shag BP endlessly, chew and rub snuff like it was his first time doing it, Falling off the wagon and finding the best Winter Haven happy hour, night sweats from lack of alchohol, blacking out, and blowing his meal money at strip joints.

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    Re: Caption This...(Paul Wilson)

    oh yeah and occasionally the weather channel and jeopardy sit-ins against wily mo

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    Re: Caption This...(Paul Wilson)

    "We're wearing matching thongs.....and I don't mean flip-flops"
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    Re: Caption This...(Paul Wilson)

    I have no caption other then GOOD GRIEF is that a car behind them or a battleship?
    Go Gators!

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    Re: Caption This...(Paul Wilson)

    Quote Originally Posted by KronoRed
    I have no caption other then GOOD GRIEF is that a car behind them or a battleship?
    Napoleon complex.
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
    -Snoop on his retirement

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