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    The Kevin Federline CD

    I was reading the Rolling Stone review of Kevin Federline's new CD, which they gave one star, as well as disclosing what might be the worst lyric of all time. I just had to share. I don't know whether to keep laughing or start vomiting:

    "I want to see your kitty/ And a little bit of ti**y"

    Kevin Federline, casanova. Stud.

    Who knew?
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    Re: The Kevin Federline CD

    Classy = KFed

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    Re: The Kevin Federline CD

    Smooth.
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    Re: The Kevin Federline CD

    It's hurts just to think about it.
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    Re: The Kevin Federline CD

    I love lyrics that make you think.
    What if this wasn't a rhetorical question?

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    Re: The Kevin Federline CD

    Quote Originally Posted by Dom Heffner
    I was reading the Rolling Stone review of Kevin Federline's new CD, which they gave one star, as well as disclosing what might be the worst lyric of all time. I just had to share. I don't know whether to keep laughing or start vomiting:

    "I want to see your kitty/ And a little bit of ti**y"

    Kevin Federline, casanova. Stud.

    Who knew?
    Kevin needs a Cyrano...looks like something you would see on a Xanga blog...I bet that's where he got the line
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    Re: The Kevin Federline CD

    They really do deserve each other.

    Kev and Brit forever.
    Will trade this space for a #1 starter.

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    Re: The Kevin Federline CD

    Quote Originally Posted by creek14
    They really do deserve each other.

    Kev and Brit forever.
    Who do you think wrote the song?
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    Re: The Kevin Federline CD

    Quote Originally Posted by paintmered
    I love lyrics that make you think.

    It's a message of hope and sharing. Of personal growth and mankinds struggle to find happiness.

    It's his best work yet.

    *sniff*
    "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
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    Re: The Kevin Federline CD

    It does make you wonder what kind of lines he used to snag her in the first place--then again, never mind, i don't wanna know
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    Re: The Kevin Federline CD

    He's a regular Cole Porter.
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    Re: The Kevin Federline CD

    I fear for the well being of their young child...
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
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    Re: The Kevin Federline CD

    Quote Originally Posted by BuckU
    I fear for the well being of their young child...
    Don't worry..the Nanny's are raising it
    Go Gators!

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    Re: The Kevin Federline CD

    Well he must be hung like a horse, or else I'm baffled.
    "Its easy to love a winner like LeafGuard." -Marty Brennaman commenting on the Reds pitching staff.

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    Re: The Kevin Federline CD

    Quote Originally Posted by savafan View Post
    I've read books about sparkling vampires who walk around in the daylight that were written better than a John Fay article.


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