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    You know his story Redsland's Avatar
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    Caption Contest 2/22

    Makes all the routine posts.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/22

    Fans: "The pitching sucks!"
    Pitchers: "WE CAN'T HEAR YOU NANANNAA"
    Go Gators!

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/22

    Simon says, "Be a baboon."

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/22

    Upon visiting the Cards spring facility... Louis, Gilbert and the rest of the Tri-Lams have not forgotten the old Liquid Heat in the jockstraps joke they used on the Adams College football team
    Small market fan... always hoping, but never expecting.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/22

    "Bob, no!!! I know you want to be competitive, but you can just cut us. You don't have to kill us...duck! He's still firing!!"
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
    -Snoop on his retirement

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/22

    The batters loosen up and practice their technique before Rick Ankiel throws batting practice.
    Small market fan... always hoping, but never expecting.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/22

    Jim Edmonds teaches his teamates his secrets for getting ready to dive for fly balls that you could easily run under

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/22

    The cards practice bench reactions to the results of reds pitching.
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    Re: Caption Contest 2/22

    "Duck and cover! Milty is tossin' BP next!"
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    Re: Caption Contest 2/22

    Quote Originally Posted by Red Leader
    "Bob, no!!! I know you want to be competitive, but you can just cut us. You don't have to kill us...duck! He's still firing!!"
    Benzinger backing and calling! And the 1990 world championship series belongs to the Cincinnati Reds!

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/22

    Expressing outward joy, the Cardinals rejoice at the signing of former Red farmhand Josh Hancock.
    Some people play baseball. Baseball plays Jay Bruce.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/22

    Cardinals players playing leapfrog. The victim in the unfortunate accident is on the right, he never saw Sidney Ponson coming.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/22

    "These are the weirdest situps I have ever done."
    Next Reds manager, second shooter. --Confirmed on Redszone.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/22

    "What really goes on inside the Wack-A-Cardnal machine"

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/22

    Josh Hancock (far right) gets stuck doing a squat.
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