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    You know his story Redsland's Avatar
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    Caption Contest 3/6

    Makes all the routine posts.

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/6

    I know you said Johnny loves baseball, but I didn't realize you meant he LOVES baseball.
    "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
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    Way to corral those bad hops, Johnny.
    "Baseball is a very, very complex business. It's more of a people business than most businesses." - Bob Castellini

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/6

    Danny Graves' new musical "Small" makes its debut on Broadway this week...
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
    -Snoop on his retirement

    Your Mom is happy.

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/6

    why baseball was unsuccessful in Lilliput.

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    Winner of the "Outstanding Defensive Prospect" award at the Tony Womack Baseball Academy.
    Some people play baseball. Baseball plays Jay Bruce.

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    Youth arrested for decapitation of Mr Red
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    I've got it!
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    Re: Caption Contest 3/6

    Quote Originally Posted by KronoRed
    I've got it!
    Is there anything else quite as impressive as the size of KronoRed's ... er, post count.
    What are you, people? On dope? - Mr Hand

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/6

    Big balls, little Dick.

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    MLB's crack scientists try to develop a new ball that will cut down on home runs.... Most think they have gone too far.
    Climbing down from the bridge, but keeping the torch lit until Dusty's fate is settled

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/6

    The shortstop for the Three Mile Island Meltdowns independent league team gets eaten up by another grounder while playing a home game.
    Small market fan... always hoping, but never expecting.

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    "I know I told my mom I wanted by bedroom decroated in a baseball motif, but I can't sleep on this thing."
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    Re: Caption Contest 3/6

    Son, you've gotta play the baseball, you can't let it play you.

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    What a baseball looks like to a hitter when thrown by E.Milton.
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