Don't feel bad, Japanese dudes, you're the real deal.
Sometimes the umpires remind us that baseball's nearly as subjective as ice dancing.
If baseball had brackets, nobody would be allowed in the Hall of Fame.
I won't believe there's steroids in baseball until I can buy the used needles on eBay.
Is it cheating if that thought was given to me by another RedsZoner?
i don't mind if Barry Bonds plays in the World Baseball Classic as long as he represents his own species.
What are the chances Joe Nuxhall will still be calling games when Wirfin Obispo makes it the majors?
If Wirfin can pitch, let him, even if he is a Hobbit.
Don't feel bad, South African dudes, every baseball fan would love to be doing what you're doing.