It's almost baseball season. Maybe this is a good time to revisit some of our favorite lines from one of our favorite baseball flicks: Major League.
Post 'em here.
Here are a few of mine:
Heywood: How's your wife and my kids?
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Jake: Hell of a situation we got here. Two on, two out, your team down a run and you've got the chance to be the hero on national television... if you don't blow it. Saw your wife last night. Great little dancer. That guy she was with? I'm sure he's a close personal friend, but tell me, what was he doing with her panties on his head?
[batter pops the ball straight up]
Jake: Uh-oh, Rexie, I don't think this one's got the distance.
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Charlie Donovan: How would you like to manage the Indians this year?
Lou Brown: Gee, I don't know...
Charlie Donovan: What do you mean, you don't know? This is your chance to manage in the big leagues.
Lou Brown: Let me get back to you, will ya, Charlie? I got a guy on the other line asking about some white walls.