1. Harry Carary (more so when he was alive) I heard Thom Brennan say Harry drank him under the table even though Harry was 50 year his senior
2. Bill Murray - Cracks me up when he is sober must be a real riot when he is toasted
3. Billy Martin - He would probably kick someones butt but would still be a good time
4. Chad Johnson - one can only imagine
5. Salema Heyek - Obvious reasons