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    the cheesiest pickup lines you've ever heard

    Let's start the list...

    Here are a few to get you going:

    "I'm new in town and can't find my way around; could I have directions to your place?"

    "See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."

    "Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."
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    Re: the cheesiest pickup lines you've ever heard

    "Nice shoes, wanna (you know what)?
    "I saw Wedding Crashers accidentally. I bought a ticket for Grizzly Man and went into the wrong theater. After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theater, but I kept waiting. Thatís the thing about bear attacks. They come when you least expect it."-Dwight K. Schrute

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    Re: the cheesiest pickup lines you've ever heard

    I lost my virginity, can I have yours?
    I miss Adam Dunn.

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    Re: the cheesiest pickup lines you've ever heard

    Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body? {Wait for answer} "Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more?"

    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

    Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants

    Gee, for a fat girl you sure don’t sweat much.
    Last edited by OnBaseMachine; 03-27-2006 at 05:44 PM.
    I miss Adam Dunn.

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    Re: the cheesiest pickup lines you've ever heard

    Quote Originally Posted by OnBaseMachine
    Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body? {Wait for answer} "Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more?"

    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

    Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants

    Gee, for a fat girl you sure donít sweat much.
    For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

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    Re: the cheesiest pickup lines you've ever heard

    "I like Steely Dan"
    Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun

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    Re: the cheesiest pickup lines you've ever heard

    From the recently airing Las Vegas commercials:

    Dude: "I am an author....mostly books"
    Girl: "You told my friend that you were a lawyer.."
    Dude: "Yeah, in the off-season."
    "Booing on opening day is like telling grandma her house smells like old lady."--WOY

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    Re: the cheesiest pickup lines you've ever heard

    Math pickups are the worst:
    "I'd love to be your derivative, so I could be tangent to your curves."
    "Man, what would we ever do without water? We'd like....famish or something."

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    Re: the cheesiest pickup lines you've ever heard

    From "How I met your mother"

    "Daddy's home."
    What if this wasn't a rhetorical question?

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    Re: the cheesiest pickup lines you've ever heard

    "Hi, my name is Chip"
    "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
    - - Rowdy Roddy Piper

    "It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man"
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    Re: the cheesiest pickup lines you've ever heard

    Quote Originally Posted by Puffy
    "Hi, my name is Chip"

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    Re: the cheesiest pickup lines you've ever heard

    Quote Originally Posted by Puffy
    "Hi, my name is Chip"

    What if this wasn't a rhetorical question?

    All models are wrong. Some of them are useful.

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    Re: the cheesiest pickup lines you've ever heard

    Quote Originally Posted by Puffy
    "Hi, my name is Chip"
    Does that line EVER work?
    "Hey...Dad. Wanna Have A Catch?" Kevin Costner in "Field Of Dreams."

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    Re: the cheesiest pickup lines you've ever heard

    Damn, I was going to go with "Hi, my name is Matt..." but Puff totally blew up my spot. Well played.

    I'll go with some old stand-bys:

    "I may not be the most attractive guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you..."

    (Lick your finger and lightly touch the person's sleeve) "Hey, let's get you out of those wet clothes."
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    Re: the cheesiest pickup lines you've ever heard

    Excuse me, did you just undress me with your eyes cause I just felt a chill.
    "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
    - - Rowdy Roddy Piper

    "It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man"
    - - Fletch


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