3/29 Game Thread: Devil Rays at Reds

[Raisor]

Third Rule of RedZone 10 -

Make fun of the newlywed guy who's a part of the RedsZone 10 and likes bunnies.

Puffy - you are cued.

Puffy's afraid of me, now that he owes me approx 72 billion dollars for trademark stealing.

The rat.

[Chip R]

I really want Marty and Steve to be calling a game, have Dunn go yard, Marty go nuts, and then Steve say "Damn shame that one didn't hang up a bit more, huh Marty? Could've had himself a sac fly."

Yeah, if that happened, Steve would be on the next train out of town. It'd almost be worth it.

[Doc. Scott]

My favorite response to "nerdy" conversation: "Sorry, I played Little League."

Well, so did I, but my talent level approached Tony Womack's and my playing time Chris Denorfia.

[Doc. Scott]

I don't think always though, had one game where i was next to Todd swung my sword at a creature rolled a 1, dm said roll again to see if you hit Todd, roll high, another 1, dm said roll high this time or its going to get bloody. As you can guess a final 1 and Todd's character is minus 1 head.

Kid brothers always get screwed like that. The abuses I visited on my brothers' characters approached what you see inflicted on Eric Milton every fifth day.

[westofyou]

Kid brothers always get screwed like that. The abuses I visited on my brothers' characters approached what you see inflicted on Eric Milton every fifth day.

Speak for yourself, I was a *nice* older brother.

[Gainesville Red]

I had no idea, a bunch of Dungeons and Dragons type guys. Gonna have to find a new board. Damn shame. Guess I should have known with all the stats that get thrown around.

[westofyou]

I had no idea, a bunch of Dungeons and Dragons type guys. Gonna have to find a new board. Damn shame. Guess I should have known with all the stats that get thrown around.

Not me... D&D was for guys without GF's in my time.

[KronoRed]

Yeah, if that happened, Steve would be on the next train out of town. It'd almost be worth it.

Before Marty could fire him Steve could say "and by the way..I quit"

[LincolnparkRed]

D&D was for guys without GF's in my time.

Still is

[Doc. Scott]

Speak for yourself, I was a *nice* older brother.

It's a good thing he never reads the game threads.

[Doc. Scott]

Not me... D&D was for guys without GF's in my time.

The amazing thing is that my GF actually stuck around after discovering the ugly truth.

It's become a little more mainstream since Vin Diesel went public with his D&D love, but not much.

[pedro]

It's a good thing he never reads the game threads.

actually he was.

[Doc. Scott]

actually he was.

It's obvious that he didn't understand his role or know how to play the game, then.

[westofyou]

It's obvious that he didn't understand his role or know how to play the game, then.

I had another battle that was bigger and more deadly.

The older sister.... 19 months apart... and as surly as a cat in a pillowcase.