Sorry, Tom, but you're just not a War-time consigliere.Originally Posted by corkedbat
Sorry, Tom, but you're just not a War-time consigliere.
the new thing to do is snort coke off dirty urinals.
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Dude! ThAat wasn't coke! It was bowl cleaner!
So...CTA is going to be our first fatality?
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Yeah, it sure generates lots of "runs"
Some people play baseball. Baseball plays Jay Bruce.
From: BuckU@redszone.com
To: THE10@redszone.com
Subject: Open letter to the infamous “RedZone 10”
I would like to petition an expansion of the “10”. I think there are some well deserved others who need to be included, like myself. Now I know what you are thinking…this guy’s only been here 7 months and doesn’t even have 400 posts yet. I have nothing to really support my request to make the “RedZone 10” the RedZone 19”, but it just sounds cool so I thought I’d run it by you guys. Hell, I even had a Red Leader quote in my sig for two months and he’s, like, the Grand Poo-Bah of the “10”. That amounts for something, right?
Look, I wake up in the morning and poop statistics. When I eat Taco Bell, I’m the only one I know of that calculates their TDPM%*. Bill James is my girlfriend’s daughter’s baby daddy. I’m in-the-know here guys.
That being said, please consider spreading the wealth.
Regards
BuckU
(hopefully soon-to-be-included in the new & improved “RedZone 19”)
*Tacos devoured per minute
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
~Oscar Wilde
This thread has been good for a couple laughs this afternoon. All kidding aside, the thing I like most about this site is being able to hang around with a great clique where all we do is worship at the altar of SABR, give each other rep points, and neg anyone who doesn't like Adam Dunn.
(To the tune - 99 bottles of beer on the wall)
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Some people play baseball. Baseball plays Jay Bruce.
How bout the RZ 600?
Then we can use that poem
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Isn't that what it's all about?
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.
AHHHHHHH. He said it. He said POOP.
Ahhhhh, now I said it. I said POOP. I did it again. Oh no.
Banishment! Banishment!
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.
Don't poop all over a good thread
AHH!
Go Gators!
Now that scene from Life of Brian is in my head. "He said Jehovah"!
I think that's your problem right there.
Yes, but how do you measure success?
Length, weight, density, color?
School's out. What did you expect?
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