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    Re: At least she's not reproducing

    She recently signed on to star in Major Movie Star as an actress who hits rock bottom and enlists in the Marines.
    Now there's a must see

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    Re: At least she's not reproducing

    I maintain that it is really her dad that is the creppy/weird one, talking about your daughter's boobs in interviews the whole acid reflux excuse with Ashley, he is the one that needs to be stopped.

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    Re: At least she's not reproducing

    I hearby volunteer my services if Jessica changes her mind and wants to do things the natural way.

    I'd be more than happy to help her out.....

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    Re: At least she's not reproducing

    Quote Originally Posted by LincolnparkRed
    I maintain that it is really her dad that is the creppy/weird one, talking about your daughter's boobs in interviews the whole acid reflux excuse with Ashley, he is the one that needs to be stopped.
    I know - that is kinda what I was thinking when I read his interview on that subject (or should I say "those subjects"?).
    "I'm virtually free to do whatever I want, but I try to remember so is everybody else..." - Todd Snider

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    Re: At least she's not reproducing

    With her miniscule intellect and her mannish, cleft chin, Jessica Simpson should not be allowed to produce. Adoption might be the best solution for her.
    "I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful

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    Re: At least she's not reproducing

    Heck, I think lots of people should not be allowed to reproduce, let's not just limit it to ditsy bad actress wannabes.

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    Re: At least she's not reproducing

    Quote Originally Posted by redsfan30
    I hearby volunteer my services if Jessica changes her mind and wants to do things the natural way.

    I'd be more than happy to help her out.....

    Hey, out of the way, me first.
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    Re: At least she's not reproducing

    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Footstool
    With her miniscule intellect and her mannish, cleft chin, Jessica Simpson should not be allowed to produce. Adoption might be the best solution for her.
    Have some pity on those future kids will ya!

    The woman is a ditz!
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