Now there's a must seeShe recently signed on to star in Major Movie Star as an actress who hits rock bottom and enlists in the Marines.
I maintain that it is really her dad that is the creppy/weird one, talking about your daughter's boobs in interviews the whole acid reflux excuse with Ashley, he is the one that needs to be stopped.
I hearby volunteer my services if Jessica changes her mind and wants to do things the natural way.
I'd be more than happy to help her out.....
"Strickland Propane... Taste the meat, not the heat." - Hank Hill
I know - that is kinda what I was thinking when I read his interview on that subject (or should I say "those subjects"?).Originally Posted by LincolnparkRed
"I'm virtually free to do whatever I want, but I try to remember so is everybody else..." - Todd Snider
With her miniscule intellect and her mannish, cleft chin, Jessica Simpson should not be allowed to produce. Adoption might be the best solution for her.
"I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful
Heck, I think lots of people should not be allowed to reproduce, let's not just limit it to ditsy bad actress wannabes.
Championships for MY teams in my lifetime:
Cincinnati Reds - 75, 76, 90
Chicago Blackhawks - 10, 13, 15
University of Kentucky - 78, 96, 98, 12
Chicago Bulls - 91, 92, 93, 96, 97, 98
“Everything that happens before Death is what counts.”
― Ray Bradbury, Something Wicked This Way Comes
Have some pity on those future kids will ya!Originally Posted by Johnny Footstool
The woman is a ditz!
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
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