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    Jerry Garcia's Toilet Has Been Stolen

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    Re: Jerry Garcia's Toilet Has Been Stolen

    Does it come with a letter of authenticity on the number of times Jerry "ralphed" in it?
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    Re: Jerry Garcia's Toilet Has Been Stolen

    Last month, Koltys sold the Grateful Dead singer's toilet for $2,550 to online casino Goldenpalace.com, which planned to use it as part of a traveling marketing exhibit. The casino is offering a $250 reward for its return.
    The Casino with the ugly streakers.... classy joint... marketing in a classy piece home furniture.

    Jonathon Lipsin, who worked for Garcia as a gardener and now owns a Northern California record store, said the toilet might appeal to dedicated Deadheads.
    Yeah, because if you appreciate the sounds that a man can make musically you'll really treasure his commode.

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    Re: Jerry Garcia's Toilet Has Been Stolen

    Quote Originally Posted by westofyou
    Yeah, because if you appreciate the sounds that a man can make musically you'll really treasure his commode.
    Yeah, I agree, that was a really stupid comment. I loved Jerry Garcia, but there's no way I would go steal his toilet to put it in my house. Guitars, pictures, written lyrics, hidden stash, maybe. Toilet. No thanks.
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