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    The ATF will keep your college campus safe from ninjas

    I really don't know what to say about this.


    This photo, taken by a student’s camera phone, shows ATF officials pinning down Jeremiah Ransom in front of Snelling dining hall. He was coming from a pirate vs. ninja event at the Wesley Foundation and was not arrested.

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    By CAROLINE ERVIN
    Published , April 12, 2006, 06:00:01 AM EDT

    ATF agents are always on alert for anything suspicious — including ninjas.

    Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearm agents, on campus Tuesday for Project Safe Neighborhoods training, detained a “suspicious individual” near the Georgia Center, University Police Chief Jimmy Williamson said.

    Jeremiah Ransom, a sophomore from Macon, was leaving a Wesley Foundation pirate vs. ninja event when he was detained.

    After being held in investigative detention, he was found to have violated no criminal laws and was not arrested.

    “It was surreal,” Ransom said. “I was jogging from Wesley to Snelling when I heard someone yell ‘freeze.’”

    Ransom said he thought a friend was playing a joke before he realized officers had guns drawn and pointed at him.

    ATF agents had noticed Ransom’s suspicious behavior and clothing and gave chase, apprehending him, Williamson said.

    “Agents noticed someone wearing a bandanna across the face and acting in a somewhat suspicious manner, peeping around the corner,” said ATF special agent in charge Vanessa McLemore.

    Ransom was wearing black sweatpants and an athletic T-shirt with one red bandanna covering the bottom half of his face and another covering the top of his head, Williamson said.

    “Seeing someone with something across the face, from a federal standpoint — that’s not right,” McLemore said, explaining why agents believed something to be amiss.

    Agents noticed Ransom peering around a corner and said when police sirens sounded, he took off running.

    After chasing Ransom and identifying themselves, ATF agents detained him, turning him over once University Police arrived, McLemore said.

    Ransom said Williamson told him the incident should not have been handled in such a manner and he would file a complaint with the ATF.

    “I was in shock, to say the least,” Ransom said.
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    Re: The ATF will keep your college campus safe from ninjas

    Can't trust ninjas

    Or shrubs.
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    Re: The ATF will keep your college campus safe from ninjas

    Quote Originally Posted by KronoRed
    Can't trust ninjas

    Or shrubs.
    Or moving shrubs for that matter.
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    Re: The ATF will keep your college campus safe from ninjas

    The ATF was just lucky this wasn't a real ninja.

    A real ninja would've flipped out and killed everyone on the campus, then pulled out his guitar and written a song about it.
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    Re: The ATF will keep your college campus safe from ninjas

    Sure, they attack the ninjas but the pirates go free. I call shenanigans on the ATF.
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    Re: The ATF will keep your college campus safe from ninjas

    Arrrrgh. Serves 'em right, bloody ninjas.
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    Re: The ATF will keep your college campus safe from ninjas

    Ninjas vs. Pirates would be a blowout anyway. Ninjas vs. Robots would be a better matchup.
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    Re: The ATF will keep your college campus safe from ninjas

    Quote Originally Posted by Caveat Emperor
    The ATF was just lucky this wasn't a real ninja.

    A real ninja would've flipped out and killed everyone on the campus, then pulled out his guitar and written a song about it.
    I heard a ninja killed someone one time just for dropping their fork at a diner. Or something like that.

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    Re: The ATF will keep your college campus safe from ninjas

    Those who remember the original The Tick comics know he had a large problem with those stupid ninjas.
    Yeah. That's who we need. The Tick.

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    Re: The ATF will keep your college campus safe from ninjas

    Ninjas: 9
    Pirates: 2

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    S: Horu

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    Re: The ATF will keep your college campus safe from ninjas

    The Wesley Foundation has been training ninjas for decades. That whole collegiate ministry thing they promote is apparently just a cover.
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    Re: The ATF will keep your college campus safe from ninjas

    The guys hands are already tied behind his back. I don;t see a lot of reasons why they have to do the knee to the neck thing.
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    Re: The ATF will keep your college campus safe from ninjas

    Quote Originally Posted by pedro
    The guys hands are already tied behind his back. I don;t see a lot of reasons why they have to do the knee to the neck thing.

    You can never be too sure when dealing with a ninja.
    What if this wasn't a rhetorical question?

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    Re: The ATF will keep your college campus safe from ninjas

    Quote Originally Posted by paintmered
    You can never be too sure when dealing with a ninja.
    Yup - Haru woulda taught those ATF cats a lesson.
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    Re: The ATF will keep your college campus safe from ninjas

    I'm a ninja. I learned how to scale walls in school. Seriously.

    That said, I didn't understand a word of this thread.
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