I haven't had enough coffee or time to process the above picture.
I'm withholding my answer due to "potential circumstances that may incriminate me" as subject to Section 1, Subsection 4, thread 43065, entitled "Whipping Boy Du Jour" .
Some people play baseball. Baseball plays Jay Bruce.
Amazing. Doesn't even want to be the backup to his wife in the kitchen.
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.
"Would anyone like a nice fluffy veteran omelette with a side of scrappy scrapple?"
"I can make all the stadiums rock."
In an attempt to get more playing time, Aurillia breaks out a picture that portrays his true scrappieness. "Lets see Freelie do this" says Aurillia to Narron.
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