Have you ever been to Dame Judy Dench's Fish & Chips? It's awesome!Originally Posted by redsfanmia
Have you ever been to Dame Judy Dench's Fish & Chips? It's awesome!
Wear gaudy colors, or avoid display. Lay a million eggs or give birth to one. The fittest shall survive, yet the unfit may live. Be like your ancestors or be different. We must repeat!
Maybe not so much if you're trying to raise well-rounded kids. They probably didn't want a Paris "I'm so hot" Hilton to have to deal with who, when they got in trouble, turns and crys "Mommy!".
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
You know that kid would have thrown a fit if Heather had only spent $100K.
My wifes grandparents give her $50 for every birthday... errr until you get married that is.. then you get $25 and your spouse (that would be me) gets the other $25 for their birthday... apparently if you have kids then it filters even more, my BIL has two boys and he told us that he now gets a check for $12.50... as does his wife, and kids... but only on their birthday.My parents have given me $20 every year for my birthday since I was 12 or so. Back then $20 was a big deal, but I'm thirty now!
But hey, I can't complain, that's a quarter tank of gas these days.
HEATHER Mills CHEATED on Sir Paul McCartney for SIX months with a secret lover, the News of the World can sensationally reveal today.
Our bombshell exposé of her secret betrayal explodes as the couple prepare for a showdown week in their bitter multi-million-pound divorce battle.
We can reveal that Mucca romped with handsome film editor Tim Steel THE NIGHT BEFORE joining Macca on a romantic Caribbean Valentine's holiday.
The one-legged ex-hooker even brazenly showed her lover Sir Paul's tender texts—before leaping into bed with Tim for marathon sex sessions.
"I didn't mind—I suppose I was flattered that Heather still wanted to have sex with me despite being pursued by this musical demi-god," says Tim, breaking his silence on an affair that will stun the nation.
"Heather was insatiable between the sheets and she liked to call me her four-times-a-night guy. Our record was six.
"Most of the time it was multiple orgasms. Heather has a very unusual erogenous zone—her stump. I used to massage one particular sensitive area of it and give her an orgasm!
"But it was strange lying in bed talking about Paul McCartney. I would be with her when he called or texted her. She'd even show me the texts!"
Leeds-born Tim's shocking account of their affair will deal a heavy blow to 65-year-old Macca's pride—and put a time-bomb under Mucca's bid to squeeze an £80million pay-off out of the pop legend.
She even confided in her lover as she decided whether or not to commit to Paul.
"Marriage to him opened lots of doors for her—and that's the only reason she did it," says Tim, 45. "She falls in and out of love with men on a whim and she messes with your brain.
"When she bedded me for the first time it was in her fiance's flat! She was that kind of girl."
Tim had already been seeing Mucca—then a model turned charity campaigner—on and off for three years when Sir Paul fell for her at a bravery awards ceremony in May 1999. The star started dating her in August.
"I'd been working abroad for a few months and was surprised when she told me she was dating Paul McCartney when I got back in September," says Tim.
"When we met up it turned out to be the same vegetarian restaurant down in Hove where HE had been taking her on dates.
"Paul even sent Heather a lovey-dovey text as we ate. She showed me it and casually quipped, ‘I'm being pursued by a Beatle'.
"We both had a good laugh about it and then we went back to the house she shared with her sister Fiona and had sex—and as usual it was mind-blowing.
"My friends would ask me what it was like with a woman with one leg and I'd tell them, ‘No different to making love to a girl with two legs'.
"I'm a fit guy but she had tremendous stamina. We'd be at it like rabbits. She was up for it anywhere too. Once she gave me a ******* under the desk while I was working in my editing suite. And on a holiday in South Africa we stripped and made love in the shelter of a sand dune—even though tourists were watching."
The two were leaping in and out of bed behind Sir Paul's back right up to the Valentine's holiday the smitten star planned for them in 2000 on the private island of Parrot Cay.
The star was already out there in an £8,000-a-week beachside cottage when Heather, now 40, headed to Tim's London flat for a night of lust before flying out to join him.
"I was glad she wanted to stay with me," says Tim. "She was in two minds about him and was wondering if she was doing the right thing.
"She seemed nervous about this first holiday with him.
"Then we made love and, as always, the sex was very good. In the morning she kissed me goodbye.
"She went straight from my warm bed to the airport."
It was the last time they made love, but duped Paul will be shocked to learn Heather's close friendship with Tim continued through their 2002 engagement in India and beyond.
It was Tim who edited the couple's private home video of their time in India which Heather gave to Paul at his 60th birthday in 2002.
Tim admits: "I guess I hung around because I really didn't think Heather and Paul would last. He was an old bloke and I knew what Heather was like. She was only in love with what Paul could do for her. She loved the idea of being Lady McCartney."
Tim first met Heather on a blind date set up by a mutual friend in August 1996. "It was love at first sight. I was bowled over," he says.
At the time, Heather was already engaged to tennis organiser Marcus Stapleton—but that didn't stop her getting what she wanted.
She took Tim back to the Regent's Park mews flat she shared with Marcus, who was away on business.
Tim says: "We lay on the bed and kissed and fondled. She wanted to have sex but I didn't think I'd be able to manage it because I was so nervous." The next day divorced Tim met up with Heather to walk her Wheaten terrier, Oliver in Hyde Park. He recalls: "She looked stunning. She was wearing those sexy lace-up boots she wore on the cover of her book Out On A Limb."
They made love for the first time a few weeks later—in Marcus Stapleton's flat. "Heather instigated it with a nice bit of **** *** then we went all the way," says Tim.
"There was never any awkwardness about her leg. She would take it off the same way she would a pair of slippers."
Their sex life continued throughout the next three years of their on-off relationship—even when they were seeing other partners. Tim reveals: "We discussed it and decided to keep our relationship a secret. I would stay in the background.
"It was all sex—I'd come home from work to find her waiting for me naked in bed. If ever I was too tired for it, Heather would get angry and kick me out of bed. She'd tell me, ‘If there isn't going to be any sex, you can sleep on the sofa'.
"She had a hoard of vibrators of all shapes and sizes for when she was home alone. Her favourite was a huge back massager that she plugged into the mains.
"My mates always used to joke that they knew when I was away on business because the lights in London dimmed!"
In August 1997, Tim and Heather moved into a flat in Streatham together. But outside of the bedroom, life with Heather was far from bliss. Tim struggled to understand her furious temper.
He says: "The first time she exploded was when we were in South Africa on a holiday and I'd criticised Mel Gibson's role in the movie Ransom one night. Heather didn't agree and we had a blazing row. She packed her bags and flew home."
They split three times during their tempestuous secret relationship.
Tim—who now lives in Australia—says of this week's up-coming High Court divorce battle: "Heather will fight Paul tooth and nail to get what she wants.
"I know her better than most. She's going for the jugular and won't shy away from fighting dirty to win.
"Something that could have been the best thing that ever happened to her has now turned round and bit her on the arse big time.
"If she's got something on Paul, she won't hesitate to use it to her advantage. With a click of the fingers, she can switch from smiles to tears.
"I hope Paul and his legal team know what they're up against and are ready for her."
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/1001_mucca.shtml - link w/ photos
I don't know if I find News Of The World a very reliable source. Isn't that England's version of the National Enquirer? But was this the same guy she was engaged to, yet when she found out that Paul was inquiring about her, she dumped this guy pronto?
I'm not sympathetic towards the woman at all; but seeing that England idolizes Paul so much, she had to know she was going to be gone after.
Paul's worth something like 1.6 billion. But according to English divorce law, if I understand it correctly, she is only entitled to a percentage of that money/profits made during their 4 year marriage.
There is one report that they have come to a secret divorce agreement....
http://www.sawfnews.com/Gossip/32458.aspx
Paul McCartney and Mills reach secret £32 million divorce settlement deal
Posted on Sunday, January 21, 2007 (EST)
London, Jan 21: Sir Paul McCartney and his estranged wife Heather Mills have reportedly reached an out-of-court divorce settlement that will see her get a 32 million pound cash and property chunk out of the former ‘Beatles’ singer’s fortune.
Among the properties that Mills will get to keep includes Macca’s luxury Georgian house in St John's Wood, north-west London worth 4 million pounds, as well as his home in Beverly Hills, Los Angeles that is now worth 6 million pounds.
However, not everyone in the McCartney family is happy with the deal, for Macca’s daughter Stella, 35, and Mary, 37, are furious that their father will now never be able to publicly denounce Mills’ claims that he was verbally and physically abusive during the couple’s four-year old marriage.
A source close to Macca's girls revealed that the two had been “baying” for Mills blood for all the unhappiness she had caused their father, and the allegations she had made.
"Stella and Mary are baying for blood. Their poor dad has been dragged through the mire by this woman, and all they wanted was to see his name cleared on the record, in public," the News of the World quoted the source, as saying.
"Stella used to joke about looking forward to the day when Heather didn't even have one leg to stand on in court. But now that day will never come," the source added.
Another source said that the reason Macca had agreed to the deal was because he wanted to have the divorce in “private”.
"This way Paul gets to have the divorce in private, which is all he ever wanted, and Heather avoids risking her case falling apart. She's delighted," the source said.
According to the settlement deal that has been thrashed out by Macca and Mills’ lawyers, the animal rights activist will earn at least a million pounds a year in interest from the cash sum alone.
Last edited by GAC; 02-12-2008 at 06:24 AM.
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
Well.... the battle continues
It seems that they had worked out a 120 mil agreement, with the details being....
McCartney is to pay a £20 million lump sum to Mills and continue to make annual payments of £2.5 million until their four-year-old daughter Beatrice turns 18.
Mills was also entitled to four security guards for 24-hour protection.
In return for the settlement, Mills had agreed not to talk about her marriage to McCartney.
http://www.smh.com.au/news/people/mc...190629776.html
But now the latest news is that deal has somehow fallen through the cracks due to further Mills demands, and the bitter court battle will continue.....
http://ukpress.google.com/article/AL...SQI8s6oxM73v0g
A couple McCartney songs come to mind....
We Can Work It Out - obviously not.
Can't Buy Me Love
"Cause I don't care too much for money, money can't buy me love"
But it can obviously bring a lot of pain.
Last edited by GAC; 02-17-2008 at 05:36 AM.
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
Any young man--or woman--who possesses ANY assets WHATSOEVER who gets married without a pre-nup is an idiot ...
...
For Paul McCartney to do so borders on criminal.
/end lawyerly rant
But judges don't have to honor pre-nups.
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
Huh?
Depending on various "mitigating" circumstances, judges can set aside or amend pre-nups.
And as of 2007, England does not enforce them.
Historically, judges in the United States frowned upon prenuptial agreements as corrupting what marriage was supposed to stand for, and often they would not recognize them. Nowadays they are recognized, although they may not always be enforced.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prenuptial_agreement
Last edited by GAC; 02-17-2008 at 08:15 AM.
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
LOL
You've been married too long to be saved, Greg.
(AKA)
Yer DONE!!
p.s. "emitigating" isn't a word.
Blame Google, and a spell check that consistently screws me over.p.s. "emitigating" isn't a word.
mitigating
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
LMAO, Greg you are the man, buddy.
No spell check needed for that.
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