Chris Denorfia doesn't sleep, he waits.
When Saddam Huissen claimed to have weapons of mass distruction, he merely kidnapped Chris Denorfia and trained his soldiers on the Total Gym.
Chris Denorfia tears are the cure to cancer for a known fact.
Too bad Chris Denorfia has never cried!
Chris Denorfia touched M.C. Hammer.
Chris Denorfia built the house he was born in.
Chris Denorfia has sued NBC for the name of the show "Law & Order", stating that those are the names of his left and right legs.