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    Forget Superman, when's the Pat Robertson movie coming out?

    This is not religous or political. It does however, have to be an outright lie.

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    Re: Forget Superman, when's the Pat Robertson movie coming out?

    I have nothing to add, but I am just shaking my head and rolling my eyes.
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    Re: Forget Superman, when's the Pat Robertson movie coming out?

    FWIW, I believe the leg press record is somewhere around 450 pounds.
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    Re: Forget Superman, when's the Pat Robertson movie coming out?

    Sounds like we have the makings of a Pat Robertson - Chuck Norris - Jim Coombs three-way Battle Royal.

    My money is on Coombs.
    We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

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    Re: Forget Superman, when's the Pat Robertson movie coming out?

    Jack Bauer could take them all on at the same time via satellite from China and still come out victorious.
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    Re: Forget Superman, when's the Pat Robertson movie coming out?

    Pat Robertson is no Chris Denorfia!
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    Re: Forget Superman, when's the Pat Robertson movie coming out?

    Quote Originally Posted by savafan
    FWIW, I believe the leg press record is somewhere around 450 pounds.
    That isn't true, FSU's football record is somewhere in the neighborhood of 1300 pounds. Madeleine Albright can hoist up 400. A person in good shape can do roughly 2.5 times their body weight, if I remember correctly.

    (http://cbs.sportsline.com/spin/story/9403333)

    Robertson and Kim Jong Il should get together for an athletic competition.

    Also, why does Robertson always look like he's sawing off an incredibly painful dump when he's "praying"?

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    Re: Forget Superman, when's the Pat Robertson movie coming out?

    Quote Originally Posted by dsmith421
    A person in good shape can do roughly 2.5 times their body weight, if I remember correctly.
    I guess that means Pat weighs 800 pounds then (man, he looks thinner on television )
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    Re: Forget Superman, when's the Pat Robertson movie coming out?


    Yeah, it looks like that shake is takin' real good care o' him.
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    Re: Forget Superman, when's the Pat Robertson movie coming out?

    They didn't say 2000 lbs all at once. What they meant was 40 reps of 50 lbs.
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    Re: Forget Superman, when's the Pat Robertson movie coming out?

    So what's the secret ingredient of this mystical protein shake? Unicorn tears? Virgin's blood?

    I'm betting on corn syrup and ground-up bald eagle claws.
    "I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful

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    Re: Forget Superman, when's the Pat Robertson movie coming out?

    Very very funny stuff

    http://www.cbn.com/communitypublic/l...xplanation.asp

    HEALTH
    How Pat Robertson Leg Pressed 2,000 Pounds

    Pat Robertson worked out at the gym on an incline leg press machine with weights up to 570 pounds. Working with his physician, who was an amazing strength trainer, he worked up to 800 pounds, then 1,000 pounds. Then one day he was able to leg press 1,500 pounds one time. Then over the succeeding months, he trained with multiple reps of 1,200 pounds, 1,300 pounds, and 1,400 pounds.

    One Saturday morning, his physician said, “I’ll get you bragging rights. Let’s go to 2,000 pounds.” Then he worked up multiple reps of 1,400 pounds, 1,500 pounds, 1,600 pounds, 1,700, pounds, 1,800 pounds and 1,900 pounds. When 2,000 pounds was put on the machine two men got on either side and helped push the load up, and then let it down on Mr. Robertson, who pushed it up one rep and let it go back down again.

    Mr. Robertson warms up now at 500 pounds, and was shown on television with Kristi Watts doing 1000 pounds.
    His doctor, by the way, has leg pressed 2,700 pounds. It is not nearly as hard as the authors of these reports make it out to be. We have multiple witnesses to the 2,000 pound leg press, plus video of the 10 reps of 1,000 pounds.

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    Re: Forget Superman, when's the Pat Robertson movie coming out?

    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Footstool
    So what's the secret ingredient of this mystical protein shake? Unicorn tears? Virgin's blood?
    The Power of Jesus, of course.
    We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

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    Re: Forget Superman, when's the Pat Robertson movie coming out?

    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Footstool
    So what's the secret ingredient of this mystical protein shake? Unicorn tears? Virgin's blood?

    I'm betting on corn syrup and ground-up bald eagle claws.
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    Re: Forget Superman, when's the Pat Robertson movie coming out?

    Quote Originally Posted by registerthis
    The Power of Jesus, of course.
    That ingredient appears on the label, so it's not really a secret.
    "I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful


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