The Reds are the only team with three catchers and nine first basemen.
Neither one will ever deserve it, but I'd like to see Jerry Narron drag Todd Coffey the length of the dugout.
Tom Glavine should have whispered to Danny Graves to get some sleep, get to the park early, and work on his fastball.
We apparently cared more about Graves' career than he allegedly did.
Drawing a walk with three balls is off the charts scrappy.
It's amazing that Johnny Bench played 111 games in the outfield.
I wonder if anyone would want a rotation of Dave Williams, Josh Hancock, Rob Bell and Brett Tomko?