Sorry... I meant to post this yesterday, but was too busy.

HERE COMES SANTA CLAUSSEN

Here comes Santa Claussen!
Here comes Santa Claussen!
Right down Pete Rose Way!
Wayne and Jerry and all the coaches
are praying for a win.
Changeups not changing, curveballs hanging;
Fastballs at just the right height.
Call the bullpen and hang your heads,
'Cause Santa Claussen pitches tonight.

Here comes Santa Claussen!
Here comes Santa Claussen!
Right down Pete Rose Way!
He's got a bag that is filled with balls
for the outfield fans again.
All those bats are crackin' and smackin',
Oh, what a terrible sight.
Jump in the car and head for home,
'Cause Santa Claussen pitches tonight.