Claussen's Theme Song

[GitRDunn]

Sorry... I meant to post this yesterday, but was too busy.

HERE COMES SANTA CLAUSSEN

Here comes Santa Claussen!
Here comes Santa Claussen!
Right down Pete Rose Way!
Wayne and Jerry and all the coaches
are praying for a win.
Changeups not changing, curveballs hanging;
Fastballs at just the right height.
Call the bullpen and hang your heads,
'Cause Santa Claussen pitches tonight.

Here comes Santa Claussen!
Here comes Santa Claussen!
Right down Pete Rose Way!
He's got a bag that is filled with balls
for the outfield fans again.
All those bats are crackin' and smackin',
Oh, what a terrible sight.
Jump in the car and head for home,
'Cause Santa Claussen pitches tonight.

[Jr's Boy]

Keep your day job.

[RedLegSuperStar]

Keep your day job.

Agree'd

[realreds1]

Boy, that was a mouthful of suck.

[Safe at Home]

He is SANTA for THE Brew Crew, cuz he cant beat them at all....

[UGADaddy]

Not only does the song suck, it's not even accurate. The guy, for whatever reason, can't beat the Brewers (odd team not to be able to beat in my opinion, but we all have our oddities). In his 10 starts, he's only had three really bad ones (two against the Brew Crew and one at home against Washington). Without a doubt, he's the third best starter we've got right now.

[sdwagers]

I would have suggested this.... when we play the Brewers



I see a bad moon arising.
I see trouble on the way.
I see earthquakes and lightnin'.
I see bad times today.

CHORUS:
Don't go around tonight,
Well, it's bound to take your life,
There's a bad moon on the rise.

... otherwise we the 3rd best starter... with the Lizard coming on strong.