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What is a briar?Originally Posted by Heath
HUBBA A man who knows everything,just can't remember it all at one time.
And then....
A Brit, A Frenchman, and a Polack (sorry Lebowski) were captured by natives in a remote island. The Native Chief then ordered the three men to be executed at the stake. The chief then explained what would he do to them. "We waste not here. We use your skulls to carry water, your bones for weapons, and skins for canoes." Do you have anything else to say before we kill you?"
The Brit yelled "God Save the Queen", grabbed a hidden pistol and killed himself.
The Frenchman yelled "Viva le King", pulled a hidden dagger and stabbed himself in the heart.
The Polack looks around and pulls out a fork. In a fit of defiance, the Polack begins stabbing himself all around his body and yells at the top of his lungs "I hope all your canoes sink!"
Some people play baseball. Baseball plays Jay Bruce.
Why did the squirrel swim across the river on his back??
To keep his nuts dry!!
"I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
- - Rowdy Roddy Piper
"It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man"
- - Fletch
1 hour 1 minute rain delay
We'll see if the hour long break disrupts the rythms Maddux and Claussen were in.
Claussen 3-1 on Walker.
Walker walks and a wild pitch on ball 4 moves the runner to 3rd. 1st and 3rd.
Now Claussen can't throw strikes.
Go figure - Claussen's gotta go first.
Some people play baseball. Baseball plays Jay Bruce.
Originally Posted by Heath
I'm not actually Polish....just like the movie.
Another nice joke, btw.
“The crows seem to be calling my name,” thought Caw.
Claussen had been doing really well with his control tonight. Now after the delay he is all over the place.
Watch...here comes a grand slam
Well, umm, start trying near or across the plate.
Some people play baseball. Baseball plays Jay Bruce.
We need another "Bull Durham" rain delay
1st pick of the 2023 baseball amateur draft
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