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    Re: 5/30/06 - Reds vs. Cubs Game Thread (B4 Reds lead 1-0)

    Hey Pedro,let's call Marty and beg his forgiveness for our e-mails last year. You know, for poops and giggles.
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    Re: 5/30/06 - Reds vs. Cubs Game Thread (B4 Reds lead 1-0)

    Quote Originally Posted by pedro
    That "banana phone" song is quite a piece of work.
    It's the best..beats the rest
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    Re: 5/30/06 - Reds vs. Cubs Game Thread (B4 Reds lead 1-0)

    Quote Originally Posted by BoydsOfSummer
    Hey Pedro,let's call Marty and beg his forgiveness for our e-mails last year. You know, for poops and giggles.
    Did he mention you two critically on the air or something?

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    Re: 5/30/06 - Reds vs. Cubs Game Thread (B4 Reds lead 1-0)

    Quote Originally Posted by harangatang
    Did he mention you two critically on the air or something?
    had something to do with a pair of boobs
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    Re: 5/30/06 - Reds vs. Cubs Game Thread (B4 Reds lead 1-0)

    Holy slowness - This is going to be a long one....
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    Re: 5/30/06 - Reds vs. Cubs Game Thread (B4 Reds lead 1-0)

    Quote Originally Posted by flyer85
    had something to do with a pair of boobs
    Good stuff.

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    Re: 5/30/06 - Reds vs. Cubs Game Thread (B4 Reds lead 1-0)

    Back to Back HRs by Rolen and Encarnacion make it 3-1 Cards over Astros. FWIW.

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    Re: 5/30/06 - Reds vs. Cubs Game Thread (B4 Reds lead 1-0)

    "My mom wants me to tell you to leave Adam Dunn alone."-Creek14

    I love it.
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    Re: 5/30/06 - Reds vs. Cubs Game Thread (B4 Reds lead 1-0)

    Pittsburgh bats are waking up... They are stomping the brewers
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    Re: 5/30/06 - Reds vs. Cubs Game Thread (B4 Reds lead 1-0)

    Holy schnikes! Marty on a Dunn tangent now. "Until the lightswitch goes on...I don't give a (darn) about his on base percentage!"
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    Re: 5/30/06 - Reds vs. Cubs Game Thread (B4 Reds lead 1-0)

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    Of course, the elevator then stopped at the next floor, so she quickly used some Avon Pine-Scented Spray to cover up the smell. A man entered the elevator and immediately made a face.

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    Re: 5/30/06 - Reds vs. Cubs Game Thread (B4 Reds lead 1-0)

    lol
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    Re: 5/30/06 - Reds vs. Cubs Game Thread (B4 Reds lead 1-0)

    Quote Originally Posted by guttle11
    Holy schnikes! Marty on a Dunn tangent now. "Until the lightswitch goes on...I don't give a (darn) about his on base percentage!"
    which is why he is in the booth and not on the field.

    In the case of marty the lightswitch will never go on. a permanently burnt out bulb.
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    Re: 5/30/06 - Reds vs. Cubs Game Thread (B4 Reds lead 1-0)

    The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. ''I'm sorry,'' says the pharmacist, ''we don't have any.''

    ''But I always get it here,'' says the blonde.

    ''Do you have the container it comes in?''

    ''Yes!'' says the blonde, ''I will go and get it.''

    She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist, who looks at it and says to her, ''This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.''

    The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: ''To apply, push up bottom.''
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    Re: 5/30/06 - Reds vs. Cubs Game Thread (B4 Reds lead 1-0)

    Quote Originally Posted by guttle11
    Holy schnikes! Marty on a Dunn tangent now. "Until the lightswitch goes on...I don't give a (darn) about his on base percentage!"
    I wish the lightswitch in marty's head would go on.. sigh. :thumbdown
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