Hey Pedro,let's call Marty and beg his forgiveness for our e-mails last year. You know, for poops and giggles.
Hey Pedro,let's call Marty and beg his forgiveness for our e-mails last year. You know, for poops and giggles.
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It's the best..beats the restOriginally Posted by pedro
Go Gators!
Did he mention you two critically on the air or something?
had something to do with a pair of boobs
Holy slowness - This is going to be a long one....
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had something to do with a pair of boobs
Back to Back HRs by Rolen and Encarnacion make it 3-1 Cards over Astros. FWIW.
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I love it.
Pittsburgh bats are waking up... They are stomping the brewers
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Do you have your shirt on? - Adam Dunn to Marty on the Bananna Phone.
Holy schnikes! Marty on a Dunn tangent now. "Until the lightswitch goes on...I don't give a (darn) about his on base percentage!"
An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding in the elevator. Suddenly, she had the powerful urge to fart. Since no one was in the elevator, she let it go - and it was a doozy.
Of course, the elevator then stopped at the next floor, so she quickly used some Avon Pine-Scented Spray to cover up the smell. A man entered the elevator and immediately made a face.
"Holy cow! What's that smell?"
"I don't know, sir. I don't smell anything. What does it smell like to you?"
"Like someone crapped a Christmas tree."
“The crows seem to be calling my name,” thought Caw.
lol
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which is why he is in the booth and not on the field.
In the case of marty the lightswitch will never go on. a permanently burnt out bulb.
The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. ''I'm sorry,'' says the pharmacist, ''we don't have any.''
''But I always get it here,'' says the blonde.
''Do you have the container it comes in?''
''Yes!'' says the blonde, ''I will go and get it.''
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist, who looks at it and says to her, ''This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.''
The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: ''To apply, push up bottom.''
“The crows seem to be calling my name,” thought Caw.
I wish the lightswitch in marty's head would go on.. sigh. :thumbdown
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