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    Re: 5/30/06 - Reds vs. Cubs Game Thread (B4 Reds lead 1-0)

    Game Time

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    Re: 5/30/06 - Reds vs. Cubs Game Thread (B4 Reds lead 1-0)

    Welcome back!

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    Re: 5/30/06 - Reds vs. Cubs Game Thread (B4 Reds lead 1-0)

    Quote Originally Posted by Heath
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    An hour later, a state trooper came across the man digging. Perplexed, the trooper asked the man what he was doing.

    The man explained his dog died, and he wanted to bury him.

    "One Dog?", asked the Trooper. "You have three holes here. What's the deal with the other two?"

    The man looked up at the Trooper and said. "The other two holes weren't long enough".
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    Re: 5/30/06 - Reds vs. Cubs Game Thread (B4 Reds lead 1-0)

    And then....

    A Brit, A Frenchman, and a Polack (sorry Lebowski) were captured by natives in a remote island. The Native Chief then ordered the three men to be executed at the stake. The chief then explained what would he do to them. "We waste not here. We use your skulls to carry water, your bones for weapons, and skins for canoes." Do you have anything else to say before we kill you?"

    The Brit yelled "God Save the Queen", grabbed a hidden pistol and killed himself.

    The Frenchman yelled "Viva le King", pulled a hidden dagger and stabbed himself in the heart.

    The Polack looks around and pulls out a fork. In a fit of defiance, the Polack begins stabbing himself all around his body and yells at the top of his lungs "I hope all your canoes sink!"
    Some people play baseball. Baseball plays Jay Bruce.

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    Re: 5/30/06 - Reds vs. Cubs Game Thread (B4 Reds lead 1-0)

    Why did the squirrel swim across the river on his back??



    To keep his nuts dry!!
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    Re: 5/30/06 - Reds vs. Cubs Game Thread (B4 Reds lead 1-0)

    1 hour 1 minute rain delay

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    Re: 5/30/06 - Reds vs. Cubs Game Thread (B4 Reds lead 1-0)

    We'll see if the hour long break disrupts the rythms Maddux and Claussen were in.

    Claussen 3-1 on Walker.

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    Re: 5/30/06 - Reds vs. Cubs Game Thread (B4 Reds lead 1-0)

    Walker walks and a wild pitch on ball 4 moves the runner to 3rd. 1st and 3rd.

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    Re: 5/30/06 - Reds vs. Cubs Game Thread (B4 Reds lead 1-0)

    Now Claussen can't throw strikes.

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    Re: 5/30/06 - Reds vs. Cubs Game Thread (B4 Reds lead 1-0)

    Go figure - Claussen's gotta go first.
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    Re: 5/30/06 - Reds vs. Cubs Game Thread (B4 Reds lead 1-0)

    Quote Originally Posted by Heath
    And then....

    A Brit, A Frenchman, and a Polack (sorry Lebowski) were captured by natives in a remote island. The Native Chief then ordered the three men to be executed at the stake. The chief then explained what would he do to them. "We waste not here. We use your skulls to carry water, your bones for weapons, and skins for canoes." Do you have anything else to say before we kill you?"

    The Brit yelled "God Save the Queen", grabbed a hidden pistol and killed himself.

    The Frenchman yelled "Viva le King", pulled a hidden dagger and stabbed himself in the heart.

    The Polack looks around and pulls out a fork. In a fit of defiance, the Polack begins stabbing himself all around his body and yells at the top of his lungs "I hope all your canoes sink!"

    I'm not actually Polish....just like the movie.

    Another nice joke, btw.
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    Re: 5/30/06 - Reds vs. Cubs Game Thread (B4 Reds lead 1-0)

    Claussen had been doing really well with his control tonight. Now after the delay he is all over the place.

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    Re: 5/30/06 - Reds vs. Cubs Game Thread (B4 Reds lead 1-0)

    Watch...here comes a grand slam


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    Re: 5/30/06 - Reds vs. Cubs Game Thread (B4 Reds lead 1-0)

    Well, umm, start trying near or across the plate.
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    Re: 5/30/06 - Reds vs. Cubs Game Thread (B4 Reds lead 1-0)

    We need another "Bull Durham" rain delay
    Not this year...maybe a Wild Card


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