Is that John Goodman?
Dude, you don't expect me eat to eat it. I mean, it's a towel! I mean, it's got no taste. And other people have wiped their hands all over it, and have wiped their sweat all over. I mean, it's disgusting! Why do you people think all I want to do is eat everything in sight, for pete's sake! That is one thing I certain...
Oh, just pass it over. I'll eat it.
[Ralph Wiggum]This towel tastes like hurty.....[/Ralph Wiggum]
I heard your record..it's alright.
Pardon me. Would you please pass the Grey Poupon?
George Will responding to Trumps tweets...."He has an advantage on me, because he can say everything he knows about any subject in 140 characters and I can't."
"Man, Hatteberg and Aurilia really did me in. Narron is a genius for batting them 3rd & 4th. Makes me want to wipe my tears in this towel."
Small market fan... always hoping, but never expecting.
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