If this is true, I will be so, so sad. Obviously an unsubstantiated rumor at this point, but some names were drawn from the Jason Grimsley report, and one of them was Chris Mihlfeld, Pujols's personal trainer since before he was even drafted.
Yes, you should get all your sports information from deadspin.com like me.
edit: I meant to put this in Reds Live. Could somebody please move it?