Working my way back into the lineup after a sterling performance by WebScorpion.
Being in first place is like eating in the Diamond Club, you just try to act you like you belong there.
Is David Ross the new Chris Denorfia?
Or just his Robin?
The only thing that can stop this team is if Major League Baseball cancels the season because it ran out of players.
Drug testing is like the restrictor plate in NASCAR.
There's something pure about pushing yourself as far as you can.
Except for the dangers and illegality and stuff.
And the 7-foot, 300-pound shortstop who hits .400.
There's something freakish about how much Reds fans love their general manager.
It's like dude, whatever, sign a couple more catchers if you want.
Would Marty Brennaman and George Grande cancel each other out like matter and anti-matter?
It's a good thing Marty's father didn't have friends name Sherm and Mo.
Ryan Freel should have been one of those plastic players on little pegs in the electric football game that would go around in circles and bang into the walls.
If God is on our side, is he old-school or SABR?