JJ Redick busted for DUI.
http://abclocal.go.com/wtvd/story?se...gle&id=4265345
I can't take credit for these, but they're priceless, IMO:
* Did he slap the ground when the officer asked him to take a sobriety test?
* He is now armed for life.
And the poetry from the good folks on the Maryland board is outstanding:
Maryland is red
Duke is blue
JJ got arrested
For the .12 that he blew