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    Save Screech's House

    This is the Cal Ripkin Jr. of typos.

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    Re: Save Screech's House

    Why doesn't the dummy use the Bell to Save it?
    Small market fan... always hoping, but never expecting.

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    Re: Save Screech's House

    He blames his "bad credit," but it sounds like he just owns more house than he can afford. Dude, you have to make the payments!

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    Re: Save Screech's House

    Maybe Elizabeth Berkeley has some leftover cash from "Showgirls".
    Some people play baseball. Baseball plays Jay Bruce.

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    Re: Save Screech's House

    Maybe he should call up Zack and A.C. to see if they can't come up with some crazy scheme to save it without Mr. Belding catching on.
    Burn down the disco. Hang the blessed DJ. Because the music that he constantly plays, it says nothing to me about my life.

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    Re: Save Screech's House

    His girl Lisa Turtle was rich. She could bail him out.
    When all is said and done more is said than done.

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    Re: Save Screech's House

    Quote Originally Posted by dabvu2498
    His girl Lisa Turtle was rich. She could bail him out.
    Lisa wanted no part of Screech. Didn't you watch the show?

    I bet Slater could go get a few kids and shake'em down for the lunch money.

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    Re: Save Screech's House

    Quote Originally Posted by Heath
    Maybe Elizabeth Berkeley has some leftover cash from "Showgirls".
    I doubt there's enough rolled up dollar bills there to save his house.

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    Re: Save Screech's House

    Quote Originally Posted by Danny Serafini
    I doubt there's enough rolled up dollar bills there to save his house.
    You should have "donated" more to her "cause".
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    Re: Save Screech's House

    Quote Originally Posted by Yachtzee
    Maybe he should call up Zack and A.C. to see if they can't come up with some crazy scheme to save it without Mr. Belding catching on.
    True. Maybe Kelly Kapowski could lead a cheer to have people donate money.
    "Hey...Dad. Wanna Have A Catch?" Kevin Costner in "Field Of Dreams."

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    Re: Save Screech's House

    Quote Originally Posted by RedsBaron
    True. Maybe Kelly Kapowski could lead a cheer to have people donate money.

    I know!! A Bake Sale!!

    Oh wait, shucks. That was Facts of Life.
    Some people play baseball. Baseball plays Jay Bruce.

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    Re: Save Screech's House

    They're going to raise money at this weekend's swim meet with Valley.
    When all is said and done more is said than done.

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    Re: Save Screech's House

    You guys are cracking me up!

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    Re: Save Screech's House

    Quote Originally Posted by dabvu2498
    They're going to raise money at this weekend's swim meet with Valley.
    Good idea. I believe Zach once raised money by selling calendars of the girls swim team.
    "Hey...Dad. Wanna Have A Catch?" Kevin Costner in "Field Of Dreams."

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    Re: Save Screech's House

    That is truly pathetic, almost on par with his stand-up
    More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.


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