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    Chris Denorfia

    He was replaced in the forth inning in Louisvilles 2 game could it mean something ?

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    Re: Chris Denorfia

    Quote Originally Posted by tomred
    He was replaced in the forth inning in Louisvilles 2 game could it mean something ?
    Possibly, but it was game 2 of a DH and they were up 6-0.
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    Let's face it, you mis-hit the bun with the mustard squirter, no one will really care.

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    Re: Chris Denorfia

    Quote Originally Posted by reds44
    Possibly, but it was game 2 of a DH and they were up 6-0.
    He already played one end of the DH - boy needs rest sometime.
    Some people play baseball. Baseball plays Jay Bruce.

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    Re: Chris Denorfia

    Deno never needs rest.
    Go Gators!

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    Re: Chris Denorfia

    Quote Originally Posted by KronoRed
    Deno never needs rest.
    Deno sleeps while his eyes are open.
    Some people play baseball. Baseball plays Jay Bruce.

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    Re: Chris Denorfia

    Quote Originally Posted by Heath
    Deno sleeps while his eyes are open.
    Deno doesn't sleep, he waits.
    Quote Originally Posted by PuffyPig View Post
    Let's face it, you mis-hit the bun with the mustard squirter, no one will really care.

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    Re: Chris Denorfia

    When Deno catches a sac fly he gives new meaning to SACRIFICE!
    The Sox traded Bullfrog the only player they've got for Shottenhoffen. Four-eyes Shottenhoffen a utility infielder. They've got a whole team of utility infielders.

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    Re: Chris Denorfia

    Each time Deno blinks, he is actually recieving a full nights sleep

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    Re: Chris Denorfia

    Quote Originally Posted by Heath
    Deno sleeps while his eyes are open.
    Nah, That would be McCraken.

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    Re: Chris Denorfia

    He wanted to play the rest of the game, but the manager pulled him.
    Instead, he umpired 43 little league games, played 245 games of chess (and won), played a squad game for the Bengals on every defensive and offensive possition, helped Jack Bauer get midevil on some terrorists, and guest starred on Scrubs.
    All at the same time.
    When he got home, he saved a kitten from a tree.

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    Re: Chris Denorfia

    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Madden
    Nah, That would be McCraken.
    Unfortunately, Q also hits with his eyes closed.

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    Re: Chris Denorfia

    Quote Originally Posted by reds44
    Deno doesn't sleep, he waits.
    During Deno's standard drug tests, doctors have found his urnine is powerful enough to power the M1A1 Abrams battle tank in Iraq.

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    Re: Chris Denorfia

    Quote Originally Posted by Heath
    Deno sleeps while his eyes are open.
    The ones on the front of his head anyway.

    Quote Originally Posted by MrCinatit
    When he got home, he saved a kitten from a tree.
    By accident.
    I hope it's never sunny in Philly again.

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    Re: Chris Denorfia

    I heard that Deno's can shoot heat rays from his eyes to melt any baseball that threatens to leave the ballpark. Also, he can use those rays to force a pitch either out of the strikezone or to change directions, as if he hit it.
    a super volcano of ridonkulous suckitude.

    I simply don't have access to a "cares about RBI" place in my psyche. There is a "mildly curious about OBI%" alcove just before the acid filled lake guarded by robot snipers with lasers which leads to the "cares about RBI" antechamber though. - Nate

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    Re: Chris Denorfia

    I just got home and checked out the Bats score and Denorfia didnt play tonight.
    Did he get injured during the double header or is he just getting rest?


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