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    Kerry Wood's labia is doing fine...

    http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/...b/4004765.html
    Righthander Kerry Wood visited Dr. Tim Kremchek in Cincinnati on Monday. Kremchek operated on Wood's shoulder last August. Wood threw a side session while hooked up to equipment for biomechanical analysis.

    "The MRI in Dr. Kremchek's terms, stated it was pristine (and) that the labia repair looked as if it was completely intact (and) looked like it had healed nicely and perfectly. He said his rotator cuff looks pristine, the joint looks good. So there is no significant concerns of any kind of significant issue or injury or anything like that," trainer Mark O'Neal said. Wood is back on the disabled list after four starts.

    Ahem.... this story was followed by this urgent correction from the AP to all editors: "Eds: Subs to CORRECT to 'labrum' sted 'labia.'"

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    Re: Kerry Wood's labia is doing fine...

    Hope they did a pap smear for good measure!

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    Re: Kerry Wood's labia is doing fine...

    A torn labia would be UGLY.
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    Re: Kerry Wood's labia is doing fine...

    Quote Originally Posted by corkedbat
    Hope they did a pap smear for good measure!
    LOL, now that's just funny.

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    Re: Kerry Wood's labia is doing fine...

    I always thought there was something different about Kerry Wood...

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    Re: Kerry Wood's labia is doing fine...

    Quote Originally Posted by Cedric
    A torn labia would be UGLY.
    My co-workers and I were having one of those "team builder" group meetings in which everyone in the group tells a little something about him/herself. One of my female coworkers told us she was a pole-vaulter in college, but had to give it up because she got injured. "I think it was a torn labia," she said.

    Difficult silence. LOOOONG, difficult silence.

    I finally stifled my urge to laugh and bailed her out by saying, "Yeah, torn labrum. Baseball pitchers get that injury a lot."
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    Re: Kerry Wood's labia is doing fine...

    I always thought Kerry Wood was a labia, I didn't think he had one.

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    Re: Kerry Wood's labia is doing fine...

    Just what kind of doctor is Kremchek again?
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    Re: Kerry Wood's labia is doing fine...

    Educational purposes only. wikipedia rocks.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labia
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    How many pitchers have come back from a bad labia?
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    Re: Kerry Wood's labia is doing fine...

    Quote Originally Posted by 919191
    How many pitchers have come back from a bad labia?
    Dave Stewart
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    Re: Kerry Wood's labia is doing fine...

    Rotator Cuff.....Torn Labia......In up to.....there is some sort of joke there, but what is it?

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    Re: Kerry Wood's labia is doing fine...

    Man I'm glad to here this..you don't wanna mess around with something like that
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    Re: Kerry Wood's labia is doing fine...

    I'm gonna' figure the here/hear thing was intentional, Krono....in keeping with the spirit of this thread.

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    Re: Kerry Wood's labia is doing fine...

    Product of a violent delivery?
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