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    Driving drunk & watching porn

    http://cbs4.com/topstories/topstorie...180174619.html

    Keys to the Escalade? Check.

    Liquored up? Check.

    Porn in the DVD player? Check.

    Baggy pants? Check.

    It's time to roll.

    (The animated visual given by the store owner about halfway through the video is priceless...)

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    Re: Driving drunk & watching porn

    omg.
    Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun

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    Re: Driving drunk & watching porn

    "Not a Bentley" yo.
    When all is said and done more is said than done.

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    Re: Driving drunk & watching porn

    and just like that, another great euphemism is born:

    Sorry I was gone so long, I was dropping my cell phone.
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    Re: Driving drunk & watching porn

    They really need to create a virtual reality drunk-porn-Escalade game to cut down on accidents like this one.

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    Re: Driving drunk & watching porn

    Well, if you are going to wreck, wreck with style.

    I wonder if he was listening to "Whip It"?

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    Re: Driving drunk & watching porn

    Quote Originally Posted by Falls City Beer
    They really need to create a virtual reality drunk-porn-Escalade game to cut down on accidents like this one.
    They did. It's called NBA Live, but you have to play with the Portland TrailBlazers 2002 team.
    Last edited by dabvu2498; 06-30-2006 at 04:50 PM.
    When all is said and done more is said than done.

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    Re: Driving drunk & watching porn

    I was 1/2 expecting to see Puffy's name in there somewhere...
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
    -Snoop on his retirement

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    Re: Driving drunk & watching porn

    That's what I Call Multi-tasking!!!!
    Climbing down from the bridge, but keeping the torch lit until Dusty's fate is settled

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    Re: Driving drunk & watching porn

    "Muuuuuuuuulti-tasking."

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    Re: Driving drunk & watching porn

    Sounds like a NBA player.
    This is the time. The real Reds organization is back.

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    In the dictionary under the word 'redundant' you'll find

    "he was masturbating himself going down that street."
    ". . . acquiring J. Blanton from Oakland for, apparently, Bailey/Cueto, Votto and a lesser prospect. I do it in a second . . . The Reds' equation this year is simple: Make Matt Belisle your #3 starter . . . trade for Blanton, win 85 or more, be in the mix all summer." - Paul Daugherty, Feb. 8, 2008

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    Re: Driving drunk & watching porn

    Don't they teach athletes not to beat themselves with silly mistakes?
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    Re: Driving drunk & watching porn

    He offered the guy a Hummer.



    That's a car, right?

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    Re: Driving drunk & watching porn

    Drunk and playing with yourself is no way to go through life, son.
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