Turn Off Ads?
Results 1 to 13 of 13

Thread: Britney Spears bares all

  1. #1
    Maple SERP savafan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2000
    Location
    Cincinnati, Ohio
    Posts
    17,561

    Britney Spears bares all

    and now I don't even care...

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060628/en_celeb_eo/19388



    By Sarah Hall Wed Jun 28, 6:49 PM ET

    Apparently,
    Britney Spears is out to prove she's not a girl and very much a woman.

    Just days after baring her soul on Dateline, the pregnant pop tart is taking a page out of
    Demi Moore's playbook and baring, well, everything else, for the cover of the August issue of Harper's Bazaar.

    The magazine confirmed Wednesday that Spears posed in the nude for the cover and an accompanying feature story and photo spread at a shoot on Thursday.

    Unfortunately for Harper's, said photos leaked onto the Internet shortly after the conclusion of the shoot and were available on various Websites as of Wednesday afternoon.

    In the images, a newly dark-haired Spears strikes various poses in all her six-months-pregnant glory, sometimes clothed, sometimes not.

    A naked Sean Preston makes a cameo in one of the photos, clutched in his mother's arms. A naked Kevin Federline, thankfully, did not make the cut.

    After the leak, Harper's released the cover shot for publicity purposes, but informed the non-Internet-using segment of its readership that it would have to wait until the issue hit stands on July 25 to view the rest of the spread.

    Spears', shall we say, artsy cover girl stint comes after the singer was reportedly shocked by the negative reaction to her recent tearful Dateline confessional.

    In a poll conducted by Us Weekly, 87 percent of respondents said they had less respect for Spears after her sitdown with Matt Lauer. Meanwhile, the New York Post reported that the NBC crew filming the interview was so startled by Spears' disheveled appearance when they arrived that they thought they had the wrong day.

    As a result of the backlash, Spears apparently decided to prove that with the help of a little airbrushing, she can be the same Britney we once knew and loved. Except, you know, pregnant.

    Meanwhile, according to a report in In Touch Weekly, Spears is considering returning to her roots--and not just the brunette ones. The magazine claims that the Louisiana native is considering moving back home to the town of Kentwood, where she was born.

    "She wants to come home," Kentwood Mayor Harold Smith told the magazine. "She's building more rooms for her growing family. She wants a nursery and some kids' rooms."

    The magazine claims that Federline is supportive of his wife's wishes, though there's no telling how the move could affect his quest to save the penny.

    The couple is expecting their second child together, and Federline's fourth overall, in October.
    This is the Cal Ripkin Jr. of typos.

    If you ask me to join your fantasy baseball league and I select Legolas in the first round, don't be angry at me. It's not my fault I've read up on the players and you haven't.

  2. Turn Off Ads?
  3. #2
    Plays The Right Way Hap's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Location
    796.357
    Posts
    1,706

    Re: Britney Spears bares all

    I've seen the photos. Not bad, but it doesn't show me the money.
    .

  4. #3
    Maple SERP savafan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2000
    Location
    Cincinnati, Ohio
    Posts
    17,561

    Re: Britney Spears bares all

    Quote Originally Posted by Hap
    I've seen the photos. Not bad, but it doesn't show me the money.
    I've seen them too, here:

    Meh...
    This is the Cal Ripkin Jr. of typos.

    If you ask me to join your fantasy baseball league and I select Legolas in the first round, don't be angry at me. It's not my fault I've read up on the players and you haven't.

  5. #4
    Worst Behavior. reds44's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    North Carolina
    Posts
    24,885

    Re: Britney Spears bares all

    Quote Originally Posted by savafan
    I've seen them too, here:

    Meh...
    I was expecting more then what I saw.

    Still, not bad for a pregnant lady.
    "The guy I think could be really good in center is Adam Dunn. If someone asked me if Dunn could be a center fielder for the next 10 years, if he started working on it, no one could explain to me why he couldn’t do it." - Brad Kullman

  6. #5
    Churlish Johnny Footstool's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Location
    Olathe, KS
    Posts
    13,774

    Re: Britney Spears bares all

    Quote Originally Posted by savafan
    I've seen them too, here:

    Meh...
    "487 Best New Ideas".

    I'm guessing this wasn't one of them.
    "I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful

  7. #6
    sportsguy75
    Guest

    Re: Britney Spears bares all

    I would've killed to see these 3 years ago..lol...now who cares?

  8. #7
    "Let's Roll" TeamBoone's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2000
    Location
    Cincinnati
    Posts
    12,840

    Re: Britney Spears bares all

    Pregnant and naked... it's been done before (Demi).
    "Enjoy this Reds fans, you are watching a legend grow up before your very eyes" ... DoogMinAmo on Adam Dunn

  9. #8
    C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! WVRed's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2000
    Location
    Almost Heaven
    Posts
    8,443

    Re: Britney Spears bares all

    Quote Originally Posted by TeamBoone
    Pregnant and naked... it's been done before (Demi).
    Kinda looks like Demi too with the hair.

    Just sayin'.
    Quote Originally Posted by savafan View Post
    I've read books about sparkling vampires who walk around in the daylight that were written better than a John Fay article.

  10. #9
    Your killin' me Smalls! StillFunkyB's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Florence, KY
    Posts
    3,113

    Re: Britney Spears bares all

    I wish she would go away.

    Her and that other guy.

    The term KFed makes me throw up in my mouth.
    "And the fact that watching him pitch is like having someone poop on your soul." FCB on Gary Majewski

  11. #10
    Posting in Dynarama M2's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2000
    Location
    Boston
    Posts
    27,934

    Re: Britney Spears bares all

    Nice to see Britney's embracing her inevitable career path, the one that involves people only being interested in her if her clothes are off.
    Last edited by M2; 07-19-2006 at 03:14 PM.
    Baseball isn't a magic trick ... it doesn't get spoiled if you figure out how it works. - gonelong

    I'm witchcrafting everybody.

  12. #11
    Churlish Johnny Footstool's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Location
    Olathe, KS
    Posts
    13,774

    Re: Britney Spears bares all

    Quote Originally Posted by M2
    Nice to see Britney's embracing her inevitable career path, the one that involves people only being interested in her if he clothes are off.
    Since her husband seems like one of those people, she's probably getting used to it.
    "I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful

  13. #12
    Puffy 3:16 Puffy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Location
    Panama City Beach
    Posts
    13,761

    Re: Britney Spears bares all

    Such a shame - Britney is such a pretty girl and now she has turned herself into white trash and is left having to repair her image.

    Kevin Federline is the devil.
    "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
    - - Rowdy Roddy Piper

    "It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man"
    - - Fletch

  14. #13
    Hey Cubs Fans RFS62's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2000
    Location
    New York
    Posts
    16,601

    Re: Britney Spears bares all

    Quote Originally Posted by M2
    Nice to see Britney's embracing her inevitable career path, the one that involves people only being interested in her if he clothes are off.


    Yep. You could visit any Holiday Inn lounge in the country and hear a better voice.
    "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
    ~ Mark Twain


Turn Off Ads?

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Board Moderators may, at their discretion and judgment, delete and/or edit any messages that violate any of the following guidelines: 1. Explicit references to alleged illegal or unlawful acts. 2. Graphic sexual descriptions. 3. Racial or ethnic slurs. 4. Use of edgy language (including masked profanity). 5. Direct personal attacks, flames, fights, trolling, baiting, name-calling, general nuisance, excessive player criticism or anything along those lines. 6. Posting spam. 7. Each person may have only one user account. It is fine to be critical here - that's what this board is for. But let's not beat a subject or a player to death, please.

Thank you, and most importantly, enjoy yourselves!


RedsZone.com is a privately owned website and is not affiliated with the Cincinnati Reds or Major League Baseball


Contact us: Boss | GIK | BCubb2003 | dabvu2498 | Gallen5862 | LexRedsFan | Plus Plus | RedlegJake | redsfan1995 | The Operator | Tommyjohn25