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    Went to a Cock Fight This Past Weekend

    And the one I bet on lost.

    Well, he didn't lose, he got beat. There was some pretty stiff competition there.

    Feel free to describe your experience if you've been to one.

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    Re: Went to a Cock Fight This Past Weekend

    I didn't know they were still legal.

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    Re: Went to a Cock Fight This Past Weekend

    Quote Originally Posted by Dom Heffner
    And the one I bet on lost.Well, he didn't lose, he got beat. There was some pretty stiff competition there.


    I watched one fight a cat one time.
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    Re: Went to a Cock Fight This Past Weekend

    Hmmm...the word "cock, "stiff", and "beat" all in the same post, I think someone was trying to make a joke.
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    Re: Went to a Cock Fight This Past Weekend

    Quote Originally Posted by OnBaseMachine
    Hmmm...the word "cock, "stiff", and "beat" all in the same post, I think someone was trying to make a joke.
    Hard to be sure.
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    Re: Went to a Cock Fight This Past Weekend

    SOOOOO.....who had the bigger "cock" in that fight?

    Did the loser go limp?


    I did see 1 on "Sienfeld". Little "Yerry" looked good......tamales were bad.....Kramer got the worst of it.
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    Re: Went to a Cock Fight This Past Weekend

    I talked to the owner afterwards and he said that the cock had been sore from overuse.

    Either that, he said, or he was so nervous he couldn't perform in front of the crowd.

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    Re: Went to a Cock Fight This Past Weekend

    Cock fights, another sign that humans don't have it going on so great in their own little world.

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    Re: Went to a Cock Fight This Past Weekend

    For whatever reason, at the last cockfight I attended, a chicken interrupted the proceedings. So I choked it.

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    Re: Went to a Cock Fight This Past Weekend

    Always bet on the cock with the biggest pecker.
    We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

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    Re: Went to a Cock Fight This Past Weekend

    I kind of expected this to be the punchline:

    "Went to a cock fight this past weekend ... and I won!"
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    Re: Went to a Cock Fight This Past Weekend

    Well, whether you win or lose a cockfight, the bottom line is, you're jousting with your penis, which isnt very smart.






    ....what, too subtle?

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    Re: Went to a Cock Fight This Past Weekend

    "Went to a cock fight this past weekend ... and I won!"
    Yes, but then you can't come back with the first part of the joke.

    I went to a cock fight this past weekend....and I lost.

    Well, I didn't lose, I got beat. There was pretty stiff competition. I was winning until the other guy pulled "ahead" and beat me by a few strokes.

    If I say I won, can I make it still work?


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