And the one I bet on lost.
Well, he didn't lose, he got beat. There was some pretty stiff competition there.
Feel free to describe your experience if you've been to one.
And the one I bet on lost.
Well, he didn't lose, he got beat. There was some pretty stiff competition there.
Feel free to describe your experience if you've been to one.
I didn't know they were still legal.
Originally Posted by Dom Heffner
I watched one fight a cat one time.
"My mission is to be the ray of hope, the guy who stands out there on that beautiful field and owns up to his mistakes and lets people know it's never completely hopeless, no matter how bad it seems at the time. I have a platform and a message, and now I go to bed at night, sober and happy, praying I can be a good messenger." -Josh Hamilton
Hmmm...the word "cock, "stiff", and "beat" all in the same post, I think someone was trying to make a joke.
Hard to be sure.Hmmm...the word "cock, "stiff", and "beat" all in the same post, I think someone was trying to make a joke.
"Hey...Dad. Wanna Have A Catch?" Kevin Costner in "Field Of Dreams."
SOOOOO.....who had the bigger "cock" in that fight?
Did the loser go limp?
I did see 1 on "Sienfeld". Little "Yerry" looked good......tamales were bad.....Kramer got the worst of it.
Last edited by Tony Cloninger; 07-08-2006 at 09:46 AM.
I talked to the owner afterwards and he said that the cock had been sore from overuse.
Either that, he said, or he was so nervous he couldn't perform in front of the crowd.
Cock fights, another sign that humans don't have it going on so great in their own little world.
For whatever reason, at the last cockfight I attended, a chicken interrupted the proceedings. So I choked it.
“And when finally they sense that some position cannot be sustained, they do not re-examine their ideas. Instead, they simply change the subject.” Jamie Galbraith
Always bet on the cock with the biggest pecker.
We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.
I kind of expected this to be the punchline:
"Went to a cock fight this past weekend ... and I won!"
I'm not a system player. I am a system.
Well, whether you win or lose a cockfight, the bottom line is, you're jousting with your penis, which isnt very smart.
....what, too subtle?
Yes, but then you can't come back with the first part of the joke."Went to a cock fight this past weekend ... and I won!"
I went to a cock fight this past weekend....and I lost.
Well, I didn't lose, I got beat. There was pretty stiff competition. I was winning until the other guy pulled "ahead" and beat me by a few strokes.
If I say I won, can I make it still work?
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