"Betcha $20 he's throwing a fastball"
23 Years and Counting...
"Is that Superman up there?"
"I knew I shouldnt have ate pork and beans for lunch"
"Oh Man, just get this guy out already so you can run to the clubhouse. Gotta lay off those bean burritos before my starts!"
Burn down the disco. Hang the blessed DJ. Because the music that he constantly plays, it says nothing to me about my life.
He? Guy? I thought that was a woman. Whoa, guess I need to get out more.
Wow, Encarnacion gets it to first base and not in the stands.
Hold it like an egg, rose in the front, breathe through the eyelids...
Makes all the routine posts.
Originally Posted by BCubb2003
"Booing on opening day is like telling grandma her house smells like old lady."--WOY
Originally Posted by Redsland
"And the fact that watching him pitch is like having someone poop on your soul." FCB on Gary Majewski