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    Jokes

    Two college football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank.
    The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a ________."

    Bubba was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew
    he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making
    sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the
    shoulder. "Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last
    question?"

    Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor
    hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba. "Bubba, you're so
    stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a FARM."
    "Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now."

    He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in
    the blank. He stopped. Tapping Tiny's shoulder again, he
    whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?"

    "You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."

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    Last edited by GAC; 09-08-2006 at 07:43 PM.
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: Jokes

    I used to date a homeless girl.....

    It was great, at the end of the date I could just drop her off anywhere.....
    a super volcano of ridonkulous suckitude.

    I simply don't have access to a "cares about RBI" place in my psyche. There is a "mildly curious about OBI%" alcove just before the acid filled lake guarded by robot snipers with lasers which leads to the "cares about RBI" antechamber though. - Nate

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    Re: Jokes

    GRANDPA ON THE PORCH

    A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather
    sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing?

    "Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!" he exclaimed.

    The old man looked off in the distance without answering.

    "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again.

    The old man slowly looked at him and said, "Well...last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea"
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: Jokes

    Just to make sure they don't miss any games....

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    Re: Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by RedsFan75
    Just to make sure they don't miss any games....
    Logan Co. West Virginia. Probably a Lincoln sitting in the driveway.
    Talent is God Given: be humble.
    Fame is man given: be thankful.
    Conceit is self given: be careful.

    John Wooden


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