August 6, 2006: "Blow it up, Wayne. Make it yours."
August 7, 2006: "You blew it, Wayne. Up yours."
Is this the team that took two of three from the Braves, or was that the Mexico City Reds?
I know it's against the law, but if you lose by more than a forfeit you should forfeit that day's pay.
Maybe the NL wild card should go to the next best AL team.
Let's hope the despair of a horrible game fades as quickly as the momentum of an amazing comeback.
Maybe we should back off and let Jerry Narron go back to making out lineups that make no sense.
Who wants to call Bob Castellini tonight and find out if he's getting any sleep?
Anybody else pitching with an arm that needs season-ending surgery?
Maybe the Cardinals have another eight-game losing streak in them.
Caveat Emperor should be the play by play man in "Major League IV."
We could be PirateZone.