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    Re: Maid finds naked truth

    Quote Originally Posted by Ltlabner
    Beyond that, I spend very little time contemplating all the nastyness that goes on in those rooms. If I did, I'd have a nervous breakdown and wouldn't be able to travel.

    Sometimes its just better not thinking about some things.
    That's what your immune system's for, right?
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    Re: Maid finds naked truth

    Quote Originally Posted by KronoRed
    Bawhahaha

    What kind of maid doesn't knock though?
    One that is maid to order.
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: Maid finds naked truth

    Quote Originally Posted by IslandRed
    That's what your immune system's for, right?
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    Re: Maid finds naked truth

    Quote Originally Posted by LincolnparkRed
    I can confirm that. We happen to live within sight of what used to be a days inn here in Chicago. I will say that people will do almost anything on top off the bedspread (amazing what you will see with a good pair of binoculars) so if you haven't been one to immediately put it on the floor when you get in the room I suggest you do.

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    Re: Maid finds naked truth

    When I first got hired at a radio station in Ocala I spent a few weeks in a hotel...the second hotel they sent me to until I could find a place to live...the first hotel when I went to check in asked if I had been there before. I said "no" they asked how long I would be staying I said only a short term...they then asked if by that I meant only a few hours or if I needed the room the entire night.
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    Re: Maid finds naked truth

    This is why I always take a big poop right on my bedspread as soon as I arrive in my room.

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    Re: Maid finds naked truth

    good story.
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    Re: Maid finds naked truth

    Quote Originally Posted by Ltlabner
    I also cary handy-disenfectant wipes and wipe down the TV remote and desk surface where I'll be working.
    Don't forget the phone. It's #2 on the hotel room germ hit parade, right after the TV remote.

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    Re: Maid finds naked truth

    Perhaps he was sleeping on top of the sheets, rather than the bedspread. Regardless, damn I wish I was that maid!

    One thing that's weird though... except in Europe, I don't think I've EVER stayed in a hotel where the door doesn't lock automatically. I have had a maid walk in when I was in Amsterdam... it was not the appropriate moment, believe me.

    Even a locked door in the US doesn't guarantee the maid will not walk in. Usually the knock and say "Housekeeping", and then immediately unlock the door and walk in, giving you no time to answer them, much less get to the door to intercept them. So, if you happen to be in the shower, you're pretty much screwed. I have had this happen to me on multiple occasions... finally I got smart and put the Do Not Disturb sign on the door even if I was leaving at 7:30 in the morning (they usually start cleaning rooms around 7).
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    Re: Maid finds naked truth

    Yea, the pfister is a very nice grand old downtown hotel. They don't make them like that anymore.

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    Re: Maid finds naked truth

    Why is Hal McCoy's name frequently associated with stories about naked men?
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    Re: Maid finds naked truth

    Quote Originally Posted by Hap
    Why is Hal McCoy's name frequently associated with stories about naked men?
    He knows it sells papers and gets fans excited!
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    Re: Maid finds naked truth

    Quote Originally Posted by corkedbat
    Don't let Creek see this!
    What makes you think I haven't already seen *it*?
    Will trade this space for a #1 starter.

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    Re: Maid finds naked truth

    Quote Originally Posted by Hap
    Why is Hal McCoy's name frequently associated with stories about naked men?
    The man is blind. It's cool.
    Some people play baseball. Baseball plays Jay Bruce.

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    Re: Maid finds naked truth

    Quote Originally Posted by creek14
    What makes you think I haven't already seen *it*?
    you really have been on a "secret mission"?
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