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Thread: Things That Drive You Crazy Part 46

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    Re: Things That Drive You Crazy Part 46

    Quote Originally Posted by GAC View Post
    I'm really sick of this person....

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    Re: Things That Drive You Crazy Part 46

    Here is one parent's solution to his daughter not wanting to do chores. Of course, she posted her displeasure with chore-doing on Facebook. Big mistake.

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    Re: Things That Drive You Crazy Part 46

    That dad should be happy his teenage daughter's idea of "rebellion" is making angry facebook posts.

    Imagine what his reaction will be when she does something actually rebellious -- like having her older, drug-dealer boyfriend drive her to the tattoo parlor to get inked for the first time.
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    Re: Things That Drive You Crazy Part 46

    One day that daughter will look back on the experience with the insight of age & maturity and think "I'm glad I am super far away from that maniac and I will never do anything like that ever to my own children."
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    Re: Things That Drive You Crazy Part 46

    Which teenager hasn't grumbled to his or her friends about strict parents and doing chores? She simply made the mistake of posting it to Facebook, an option that my generation never had. Sounds like a typical teen to me. 10 bullets into a laptop and grounded for years seems a bit of an overreaction to me.
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    Re: Things That Drive You Crazy Part 46

    Quote Originally Posted by Dom Heffner View Post
    Almost forgot this one, though I may have posted it before. The very same number that was close to the pizza place was also one off from the Clermont County building department. This one guy called me twenty times to rat on his neighbor for digging around his telelphone pole. He would get really quiet and rattle off the name as if someone were tapping his phone.

    He called so much I called him back and told him that while I could bust his neighbor, I would also have to arrest him under the new "Tattle Law" that was recently enacted by the Clinton administration.

    We hated to do it, sir, "but no one likes a tattle tale," I told him. I started to laugh at the end so he knew I was joking but man, that felt awesome to do.

    I was big practical joker as a kid, especially if it had a microphone involved. I had a mobile DJ company and was a holy terror in making up announcements.

    At high school dances when kids would come up and request a song I'd get their name so they thought I was going to announce it along with the request. Instead, I would make some announcement that his mom was outside waiting for him with a PB& J sandwich just in case he was hungry or something that would embarrass a high schooler.

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    Re: Things That Drive You Crazy Part 46

    Nah, but one time at a wedding I almost started a fight between husband and wife. Someone found a diamond ring and turned it into me to announce if anyone lost it.

    my announcement consisted of me testing it to be a real diamond. I determined, live, that it was cubic zirconium....when the woman came up to get it she starts yelling at her husband...

    "I was joking ma'am..."
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    Re: Things That Drive You Crazy Part 46

    Quote Originally Posted by Dom Heffner View Post
    Nah, but one time at a wedding I almost started a fight between husband and wife. Someone found a diamond ring and turned it into me to announce if anyone lost it.

    my announcement consisted of me testing it to be a real diamond. I determined, live, that it was cubic zirconium....when the woman came up to get it she starts yelling at her husband...

    "I was joking ma'am..."
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