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    Cincy Reds volunteer to win NL Central

    CINCINNATI—The Cincinnati Reds (61-58) officially put their names forward as 2006 NL Central division champions Wednesday, after sensing that if they didn't offer to finish in first place, no one would. "We just figured that the Cardinals would do it again since they've been the ones doing it the past couple years, but they don't really seem to want to this season," Reds manager Jerry Narron said. "It's been a while since we came in first, so I guess it's our turn. No way are we doing it next year, though." Narron and his team also volunteered to get swept by the Mets in the first round of the playoffs.


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    Re: Cincy Reds volunteer to win NL Central

    I guess The Onion was trying to be funny, but the jokes on them. If the Reds win the division they wouldn't play the Mets in the first round.

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    Re: Cincy Reds volunteer to win NL Central

    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket_Fuel
    I guess The Onion was trying to be funny, but the jokes on them. If the Reds win the division they wouldn't play the Mets in the first round.

    Who cares... it's still funny


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