1) They don't have names on the back of their jerseys.
-My team does
2) Nothing like watching a team that has 13th thru 16th graders on it.
-Why does it bother you?
3) The marching bands are..um...just wonderful. Nothing like hearing the same fight song someone wrote back in 1920.
-I love our fight song, it's tradition. Rocky Top on the other hand,
4) They have dudes for cheerleaders.
-Dudes that would absolutley kick my ass
5) If good grades really matter, why not watch members of the Dean's List play football?
-Because they would suck. I thought you wanted good football.
6) It's great to see QBs learning to throw a spiral.
-Our QB throws a nice spiral, I'm pretty sure most D-I QB's do also.
7) Love those 78-3 matchups (Yes, we know our team is going to get killed, but think of the national exposure we'll get in doing so!!! It's good for our school to get slaughtered! Really!)
-Doesn't bother me, my school does the slaughtering.
8) Running backs are supposed to gain 300 yards on the ground every week, aren't they?
9) Gotta love those nail biter 29 yard field goals.
-What team are you watching?
10) Do they still run the wishbone in college football?
-What team are you watching?
11) Whose the college champion? We don't know! The ambiguity makes it all the more interesting, I guess.
-Got me there.
12) You also have to love those armed forces teams. They are great for de-fense, but not for dee-fense if you know what I'm sayin'.
-I like Air Force, check em out.
13) And why does Harvard have a team? So they can beat up Yale?
-They probably take a lot of pride in it.
14) They don't have one Bowl Game, they have 40- it's like the Special Olympics- everybody gets to win.
-I won't complain about extra month of football.
15) These guys aren't getting paid to play? Noooooooooo.