Talent is God Given: be humble.
Fame is man given: be thankful.
Conceit is self given: be careful.
Bribing the cop is hilarious!..... "This your monkey?"
Delivering the baby was also pretty good.
"panic" only comes from having real expectations
Personally, I like him doing throwing the guy into the river...
"Booing on opening day is like telling grandma her house smells like old lady."--WOY