This came to me while driving home today. I don't really know why. I thought I would post it in fun and to show what a terrible nerd I am. It kind of describes the season. Enjoy (or not, I don't care really).

They say we're the great pretenders
pretending that nothing is wrong
but our "D" has no range
and our line-ups are strange
and our pitchers are left in too long
our pitchers are left in too long.

They say we're the great pretenders
prentending that we're in the race
but our line-up is old
our best hitters are cold
and our bullpen is just a disgrace
our bullpen is just a disgrace.

(All-star break musical interlude here)

They say we're the great pretenders
pretending for the wild card
our acquisitions are sore
and now we can't score
we need some more guys who go yard
we need some more guys who go yard

They say we're the great pretenders
just trying to hang on till the end
though we rooted our best
they blew it out west
I guess we're rebuilding again
I guess we're rebuilding again.