The good news is that 16 of our last 22 games are against teams with a losing record.
The bad news is that all of our games are with a team with a losing record.
Dunn would walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play a round of golf.
At first, "Charlie Hustle" was not a compliment.
Paul Wilson is the scheduled starter for the terrorism drill, because he's pitched in so many simulated games.
The best thing about golf is that there's no strike zone.
Most sports are a silly combination of useless skills.
"If our enemies decide to throw rocks at us, the best men of our village will take these sticks and hit the rocks back at the marauders."
"Some of our men have been able to achieve this nearly one-third of the time."
I wonder what Castellini's next letter to the players will say?