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    Children's Science Exam

    Q: Name the four seasons.

    A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.


    Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.

    A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.


    Q: How is dew formed?

    A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.


    Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!)

    A: Keep it in the cow.


    Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?

    A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.


    Q: What are steroids?

    A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.


    Q: What happens to your body as you age?

    A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.


    Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?

    A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.


    Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes

    A: Premature death.


    Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized?(e.g., abdomen.)

    A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.


    Q: What is the fibula?

    A: A small lie.


    Q: What does "varicose" mean?

    A: Nearby.


    Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"

    A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome


    Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'

    A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight



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    Re: Cildren's Science Exam

    Cildren's Science Exam
    Good stuff, GAC.

    I am wondering though (in humor!)... who is this Cildren person? I've heard of some "different" first names these days, but that one might win the prize. Does this Cildren person take Typing class at the same school that he/she has Science class?

    I mght jst be cnfused...!?!
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    Re: Cildren's Science Exam

    haha nice.

    And yes, what is a Cildren??
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    Re: Cildren's Science Exam

    Quote Originally Posted by redsrule2500 View Post
    haha nice.

    And yes, what is a Cildren??
    Hey! I've never claimed to have ever won a spelling bee.... but I have stayed in a Holiday Inn Express
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