I'll start just so there is one.
Murton in LF batting 4th for CHI. See - Power guys in the OF are easy to find! Lets trade Dunn. (This sarcastic remark comes from listening to WLW announcer just say, and this is not a direct quote, "Trade Dunn. Even for less value. Productive OF is easy to fill." Tell it to the Cubs. Better be overwhelmed IMO. )