After my Grandfather died, my parents did some renovations and then moved into his house. Nobody used the dryer for three months. When my mom went to use it, the stench of death filled the house. A chipmunk had crawled into the vent and died. Easily the worst smell ever.
The Sox traded Bullfrog the only player they've got for Shottenhoffen. Four-eyes Shottenhoffen a utility infielder. They've got a whole team of utility infielders.
Can I just interrupt to say this is about the most prosaic thread ever.
Love you guys, don't you dare change.
The widow is gathering nettles for her children's dinner; a perfumed seigneur, delicately lounging in the Oeil de Boeuf, hath an alchemy whereby he will extract the third nettle and call it rent. ~ Carlyle
There is no such thing as a pitching prospect.