After my Grandfather died, my parents did some renovations and then moved into his house. Nobody used the dryer for three months. When my mom went to use it, the stench of death filled the house. A chipmunk had crawled into the vent and died. Easily the worst smell ever.
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Can I just interrupt to say this is about the most prosaic thread ever.
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This may actually kill Red in Chicago, but in the bar where I worked in New York, we would have rats die in the floorboards every once in a while. This was an extremely clean place that passed inspection 100% every time, no one would have ever need worried about the food, and there was a great cat in the basement who killed all rodents. But this building was probably two hundred years old, there are simply little cracks and little passageways, away from the kitchen and the cat, that no one could get to. So occasionally a rat would die under the floor and the stench would be horrible for a few weeks. There was nothing we could do about it -- we couldn't pull up the floorboards or the bar; it was impossible to tell exactly where it was anyway -- and we'd just open the windows and door and hope that customers wouldn't be too bothered by it (it was a very little place). Eventually it would decompose and the smell would go away. So there are probably a fair amount of little rodent skeletons down there
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